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Craig’s Fucking List
Posted byrudeboy on Saturday, January 30 @ 17:58:52 CST
Contributed by klsmd
It’s just the best thing since Supersized Fries were paired with a Double Burger! The AD:
Looking to suck cock Today - 18 (MoVal, CA)
18 strg acting.. send pic to get a respond.... looking for now not later. you must host and drive.. lookin for now.
I’d had nothing but Craigslist Flakes all evening from my ad looking for a cocksucker in a city 20 miles from my house. There is this store I wanted to go shopping at, but I just couldn’t justify the drive unless the trip was dual purpose. I know that city is chock full of Cocksuckers, but none of them were actually looking to suck a dick.
So I look at the new ads coming out, and saw the one I cut and pasted above.. I wasn’t born yesterday (or even in the past Half Century…). No way an actual 18 year-old posts an ad in the first place, much less one saying he wants to suck cock.
But WTF, if he’s under 30 that’d be cool. And the ad just popped up, again WTF; I might be the first reply. The worst he can do is not answer, so I wrote:
Hey dude
If still looking. I'm 15 miles from you, but I can pick you up, bring you to my apt, and take you back. I'm older: late 40's but have a nice suckable cock and I'm a great cocksucker too.
I’m 6'7" tall; buzz cut brown hair, 250 lbs (not as big as it sounds on my tall frame!)
White boy with 6.5in cut.
If interested, tell me a bit more about you and where you live in MoVal, and just maybe we can get this hook-up going!
[Cock shot (of my actual dick!) attached]
The reply:
I think its great, Send a headshot.
Now I’m dead in the water, A pic collector for sure. Not to mention that a pic of me is not going to seal the deal, even with my cute baby face. “But he might be 18”, says the little head…
Headshot sent
“ok u wanna hook up”
FUCK ME!
“Yeah! But tell me a bit about your stats. I don't need a pic, but do want to know more about your stats. I'm not looking for perfection, but if you are 350lbs 5 foot tall, with a 3 in cock, that's not gonna work, you'll need to advertise for a ‘specialist’. And where would I be picking you up?”
“im 18 hispanic and 155llbs 6'2 ft and a 6in dick, Give me your phone number so I can call you and I’ll tell you where to meet me.”
Agreeing to the Parking Lot at Walgreen’s I jump in the car. Hell, he just might be 18. I mean much older that than and who would be stupid enough to get in a car with a total stranger to go 15 miles away for sex. At my advanced age I can ignore the little head on that one. Then I’m thinking to myself. “Did I remember to leave all the info on my desk so the Homicide Detectives can hunt him down if my body is ever found? My car insurance is paid up, if he just pulls a gun and takes the car… Hmmm, Maybe I DO listen to the little head more than I want to admit.
Blue Jeans, Sneakers, Grey sweatshirt, hood over his head, pacing the sidewalk in front of the store. Tall, skinny, very sexy. The kind of young guy you drive past and go to yourself “Damn, what I wouldn’t give to be on my knees, sucking his dick while he pisses all over me.” But you’d NEVER have to balls to stop and try to start up a conversation that would lead to that. It’s just one of those daily fantasies.
He sees my car, comes over, and gets in! Just like that! I’m in Fantasy Land! And the Mutherfucker is maybe 18! I wouldn’t have sold him cigs.
He’s dead quiet on the ride back to my house. We just listened to the stereo.
When we get in my bedroom, “What do you want to do? What were you hoping for when you wrote the ad.?”
Still silent
“Have you ever done this before?”
“Yes”.
He speaks!
“Well, so then you won’t mind if I do this.” I put my hand on his crotch feeling for dick.
“Very Nice. Well, seeing as you’re a bit shy, sit down in the chair here and let me suck on your cock.”
Undressing in front of me before sitting down, I get to ogle his fine young body. Damn he’s cute, dark wavy short hair, light brown skin, not an extra ounce on him, not ripped with muscles. Just smooth, firm, boyish. A few acne blemishes, thank the Lord, as they are probably one of the things keeping him from knowing how desirable he truly is.
“Take your clothes off” he tells me as I’m getting on my knees in front of his uncut stiff dick.
Seeing me naked is not going to turn him, (or anyone else), on. But I lose my outer shirt, my baseball cap and shoes.
The kid is unschooled in some of the niceties of writing ads for Craigslist. He said 6in dick. My Ass. My mouth is very talented and I’m telling you if it’s all the way in and I’m not to the base it’s 7.5 inches plus. Pulling my head up from his teenboy dick:
“You know, you’re supposed to give the measurement when it’s HARD!”
And hard it was. The head fully out from his foreskin, so soft and delightful to lick and suck, but a lot of work as it was big and it was so hard pressed against his stomach that I had to keep a hand on it to keep it pointed up so I could work on it right, without hitting it with my teeth.
15 minutes of this and my mouth, back and neck give out.
“My Turn”
We trade places. He pulls my 501’s off of me, takes down my boxers. I put on my cock ring and he goes to work on my dick. Now I know there was something illegal that had been going on. This kid sucks dick like a pro. He’s been doing this long before he turned 18, that’s for damn sure. Shit, he’s a better cocksucker than I am, and I’ve had, um, 30 years experience perfecting the craft. He had taken off the rest of his clothes. His smooth light brown skin, and boyish face lit by the dim light of the porno on the TV. I wasn’t even looking at the porn. I can see that crap anytime. I was fixated on seeing my dick go in and out of this boy’s mouth. OH, and when he licked it, seeing my cock against his smiling teenage face. Fuck Me! I mean Fuck Me! This kid had the balls to write an ad to find a man to suck cock on. And that is what he really wanted to do. Not some fantasy of touching a dick with his mouth for a minute. He was SUCKING My Cock. And getting off to it, and he just kept going at it forever. Fuck Meeee. But I couldn’t shoot, so I told him my turn to finish him off. We traded places again His rock hard dick putting the exclamation point on how much he liked having a man’s dick to suck.
This time I started off working his nips. Small, nickel size, dark brown. His chest so small that I could hit both of them at the same time with just one of my Bear hands. Thumb on one, pinky on the other. Quiet boy not making any sound to guide me as to his pleasures, I take it upon myself to be selfish and go for what makes my dick hard. I put both of my hands on his torso and explored. His Latino skin was exquisitely baby-butt smooth. I’ve not touched anything like it since I felt up a friend in a swimming pool when we were 12 years old. I took my hands off him. Skin like that deserves nothing harsher than the softest lips planting random gentle kisses. Working slowly, for my total enjoyment, I made my way down to his manhood. Again having to hold it up and away from being hard against his body, I went back to work on his cock. What a high, actually sucking a teenage boy’s cock. No worries, no hassles, just pure sex with a more than willing, super sexy, 18 year-old.
I put in my best efforts, but couldn’t quite get him there, so he took things in hand, jacking himself to ecstasy with the head of his cock brushing around my lips. That sudden long inhale… I took the cock in as far as his hand would allow as he ejaculated in my mouth. His hand slipped away, his cock now fully in my mouth as it continued to throb intensely even though no more cum came forth. I slowly ran my tongue back and forth on the underside of his now softening dick, then moving up to gently lick and suck his dickhead as it retreated into his foreskin. Him trembling as he had the pleasure of my tongue’s expert touch, but fearful that I word be too hard on those ever so sensitive cockhead nerves of pleasure.
He got up from the chair and I hugged him from on my knees. My face pressed again into his baby-butt smooth chest. I looked up into his eyes.
“I’ve got one little kink I enjoy, blow me off if you aren’t down with it… I like to be pissed on.”
“For real? I’ve never done that!”
“Would you like to try it? Can you pee right now?”
“Yeah I think so”
We venture into the bathroom; I get on the floor in front of the vanity.
“So just here in front of you like this.”
He stands just a little to the side of me, one foot at my balls, the other outside at my hip, his 6in soft uncut dick right in my face.
“Yeah just like that! Don’t worry if it takes you a while to piss, I like just looking up at your smooth hot bod and into your face. Your dick looks pretty fuckin’ good from this angle too.”
He had just the makings of a grin on his face. Teenage dick in his hand, skin pulled back just enough for the pee slit to be seen. First dribbles land on my shirt, then more reached out to my lips, then a full on stream of teenage boy piss is hitting my forehead. I reach my head higher to get the stream dead on into my face, and open my mouth. He moves the stream away from my mouth, probably afraid that that’s way too bizarre, but I touch his hand and guide the teenage piss stream back to my open mouth and look him right in the eye as he’s pissing in another man’s mouth for the first time. Oh, Fuck Me. I live for just that expression on a man’s face! To see it on a Teenagers face… Fuckin’-A-Right! And damn, the piss tasted fine! I swallowed a lot, but let some run out. Drinking Teen Boy Piss! Piping hot right from a teenager’s cock!
It’s not fiction that my dick shot from the excitement of my incredible luck just as the pissflow stopped, the last of his piss running out of my mouth and down to my shirt, meeting the dwindling stream and last spurts on my now soaked shirt. He is giggling!
“Wasn’t that fun!”
“That was really weird. I’d never done that before.”
“Well you sure seemed to like it. Look at your smile, and you’re laughing about it. I love that you’re laughing and smiling like that. I totally got off to this. Thanks for peeing on me!”
Teenage giggling laughter echoing in the room as he dealt with the thought of being thanked for taking a PISS in another guys face and mouth.
“You’re welcome, I guess.”
I took off my piss soaked shirt and took him home. I think we’ll meet again. If not in person, then every time I jack-off for the next 100 years!
Oh, and by the way: When I got back home to write this, another of my long winded stories, I put that piss soaked shirt in my mouth and have been sucking on his Teen Boy Piss the entire time I’ve been writing. Explains the length of the story, don’t it? Time to jack-off before all of the flavor is gone…
Copyright 2010 KLSMD. All rights reserved.
For permission to use elsewhere: klsmd@hotmail.com
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